IT IS DONE: Latest Contract of Day Pittsburgh Pirates Legend player T. J. Watt Signed 4 years new contract deal $7.9 million with the… see more
In a move that stunned both baseball and football fans alike, NFL superstar linebacker T.J. Watt, widely known for terrorizing quarterbacks on Sundays, has reportedly signed a 4-year, $7.9 million contract… with the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Yes, you read that right.
According to reports filed under “Huh?”, Watt was seen walking into PNC Park wearing a custom baseball jersey with the number 90 stitched across the back—his signature number from the Steelers. When asked why he was joining an MLB team, he simply replied:
“I’ve already sacked everyone in football. Time to hit dingers.”
🧢 The Pirates Respond
The Pirates front office, long in search of a spark to reignite fan interest, released a statement:
“We believe T.J. brings elite athleticism, passion, and an unmatched willingness to dive headfirst into anything—even if he’s never swung a bat in a professional setting.”
Manager Derek Shelton, meanwhile, tried to remain diplomatic:
“Is he fast? Sure. Is he strong? Absolutely. Can he hit a curveball? …We’re gonna find out.”
💰 The Deal
T.J. Watt’s 4-year, $7.9 million deal includes:
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A batting bonus of $1 million if he hits one home run off a live pitcher.
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A “No Tackle” clause, barring him from tackling umpires or base coaches.
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Unlimited Primanti Bros. sandwiches in the dugout.
Interestingly, the contract allows him to play both sports simultaneously, under a “Bo Jackson Revival Clause” quietly negotiated by his agent and a confused league office intern.
🧠 Confusion Among Fans
Steelers fans flooded social media in disbelief:
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@StillCurtain95: “Is this a prank? Or are we building the first two-sport defensive hitter in history?”
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@YinzNationOfficial: “Just make sure he’s back for Week 1. Let him play third base or hot dog vendor, I don’t care.”
Meanwhile, Pirates fans are cautiously optimistic:
“Honestly, we’ve had worse signings.”
🏆 Legacy in the Making?
While some consider the move bizarre, others are calling it visionary. ESPN analysts debated for hours, with one suggesting:
“T.J. Watt hitting cleanup behind Oneil Cruz might actually work… if pitchers are scared of getting tackled.”
The real question remains: can Watt become the next Deion Sanders or Bo Jackson—or is this just a bizarre PR stunt?
🚨 Coming Up Next…
Rumors are circulating that fellow Steelers star George Pickens has been spotted at Penguins practice, and Kenny Pickett was seen holding a golf club like he meant business.
Could this be the start of a city-wide cross-sport invasion?
Stay tuned.


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