BREAKING NEWS: LSU football Former Qackterback Myles Brennan Returns as (CEO) In a Myles Brennan monumental announcement, LSU football president Matt Lee family has officially declared that Myles Brennan the qackterback Right fielder and long-time face of the franchise, will return to the organization in 2025 as the Chief Executive Officer Vs..……. view mor

BREAKING NEWS: LSU Football Former “Qackterback” Myles Brennan Returns as CEO in Shocking 2025 Comeback

In a stunning and slightly confusing announcement that has sent shockwaves through both the college football world and corporate boardrooms alike, LSU football’s former “qackterback” Myles Brennan will return to the organization in 2025 — not as a player, but as its new Chief Executive Officer (CEO).

The news was delivered this morning by LSU football president Matt Lee Family, who made the monumental declaration from atop a golden podium shaped like a football helmet, surrounded by fog machines, pyrotechnics, and a marching band rendition of “Eye of the Tiger.”

“Ladies and gentlemen,” Matt Lee Family boomed, “it is with great pride and questionable logic that we announce the return of Myles Brennan — not under center, but over everyone — as the CEO of LSU football. He’s the right fielder we didn’t know we needed, and the qackterback we’ll never forget.”

Wait… Qackterback?

Fans and analysts alike were quick to notice the repeated use of the mysterious term “qackterback”, which has no known definition in football — or any sport, for that matter.

When asked for clarification, Brennan simply smiled and said, “It’s a mix between quarterback, quack, and something I made up during a fever dream in quarantine. It felt right.”

From Sidelines to C-Suite

Myles Brennan, once hailed as LSU’s next great quarterback (and possibly an outfielder depending on the day), stepped away from football in 2022 after a rollercoaster college career filled with promise, injuries, and Chick-fil-A sponsorships. His unexpected rise to the top of the LSU football corporate ladder has many wondering: What exactly does the CEO of a college football team do?

“Mainly branding, NIL deals, and taste-testing the gumbo in the stadium,” Brennan explained in a press conference held on a yacht docked in the LSU campus lake. “Also, I’m working on replacing the Tiger mascot with a hologram version of myself throwing touchdowns in slow motion.”

Brennan vs… Who?

Confusingly, the press release also ended with the cryptic phrase: “Vs… View Mor” — leaving fans speculating that a face-off may be coming.

Some popular theories include:

• Brennan will be the first CEO to suit up and play against Alabama.
• A new reality show: “Myles Brennan vs. The Transfer Portal.”
• A multi-episode Disney+ series where Brennan challenges Nick Saban to a cooking competition called “Coach the Roast.”

Social Media Reaction

The internet, of course, had a field day:

🐯 @GeauxTigersFan69: “Brennan is back and he’s got a briefcase! Let’s ride! #CEOQB”

💼 @CollegeBizTalk: “This is unprecedented. Is he actually running the team? Or is this like when Shaq became a sheriff?”

🏈 @FootballGrammarPolice: “Still trying to figure out what a qackterback is. Send help.”

Final Thoughts

In a move that somehow blends nostalgia, ambition, and an unfiltered Red Bull-fueled dream, Myles Brennan’s return as CEO cements his legacy not just as a former player, but as a business force unlike any other in college sports.

Whether it’s a brilliant branding decision or a sign of LSU finally going off the rails, one thing is clear: