IT IS DONE: Toronto blues Jays First Baseman Vladimir Guerrero Ramos Jr. Submitted Resignation letter to……. view more

In a move that has stunned fans, teammates, and fantasy baseball managers worldwide, Toronto Blue Jays slugger Vladimir Guerrero Ramos Jr. has officially submitted his resignation letter to Major League Baseball late Friday evening.

Sources close to the Blue Jays organization revealed that Guerrero Jr. hand-delivered the handwritten letter to team officials before it was forwarded to MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred under the subject line: “IT IS DONE.”

“I Have Hit Enough Dingers.”

According to early leaks of the resignation note (obtained exclusively by NotSportsNet), the 26-year-old All-Star wrote:

“I have hit enough dingers. I have carried the weight of the Guerrero name. I have stared down flamethrowers, crushed sliders, and danced with destiny in October. It is time to rest. IT IS DONE.”

Guerrero Jr., known for his powerful swing, signature smile, and uncanny ability to break bats while still hitting home runs, has not commented publicly. However, an Instagram story posted around 3:14 a.m. showed him standing on a dock somewhere in the Dominican Republic, holding a fishing rod with the caption:
“No more curveballs. Only carp.”

Teammates in Shock

Blue Jays teammates reportedly found out just before Saturday’s early batting practice.

Shortstop Bo Bichette, who was seen pacing the dugout muttering, “He can’t leave. Who’s going to protect me in the lineup?”, declined to comment further.

Pitcher Alek Manoah told reporters, “We thought he was joking. Then he cleaned out his locker and said, ‘You’ll thank me in the ninth inning when you’re not waiting on my double.’”

MLB’s Official Response

Commissioner Manfred’s office issued a brief statement:

“While Mr. Guerrero Jr.’s decision is unorthodox, we respect the player’s right to resign. His contributions to the game are undeniable. We are currently reviewing his letter to determine whether it legally qualifies as ‘retirement,’ ‘early sabbatical,’ or a case of ‘existential burnout.’”

What Comes Next?

Rumors are swirling. Some believe Guerrero is planning to launch a bat-making company named “It Is Done Inc.” Others speculate he’s joining the professional pickleball circuit under the alias “Vladdy Smash.”

One theory, supported only by a cryptic Reddit post, claims he’s been recruited by NASA for a classified mission involving low-gravity baseball on the Moon.