BREAKING NEWS: los Angeles Lakers head coach JJ Redick Returns as (CEO) In a monumental announcement, Dallas cowboys Chairman Jeanie Buss family has officially declared that JJ Redick the legendary catcher and head coach and long-time face of the franchise, will return to the organization in 2025 as the Chief Executive Officer Vs..……. view More

🟣 BREAKING NEWS: JJ Redick Named CEO of Dallas Cowboys in Stunning Cross-Sport Move Backed by Jeanie Buss Family

In a stunning twist no one saw coming, the world of sports was turned upside down this morning as the Dallas Cowboys, under the honorary blessing of the Jeanie Buss family, officially announced that JJ Redick — former NBA sharpshooter, podcast philosopher, and most recently, head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers — will return to the organization in 2025… as Chief Executive Officer.

Yes, you read that right. CEO. Of the Dallas Cowboys.

“This is a full-circle moment,” said Jeanie Buss (despite having no known business stake in the Cowboys), while standing on the star at midfield of AT&T Stadium holding a purple and gold cowboy hat. “JJ isn’t just a coach. He’s a catcher of dreams. A CEO of life. A generational leader. And he once scored 40 points in a game of HORSE. That’s the type of intangible you just can’t teach.”

JJ Redick, who had been coaching the Lakers since 2024 and led them to a solid 38-44 record (which is considered elite in post-LeBron Lakers history), is now stepping into an even bigger arena: the corporate suites of America’s Team. While he has no football background, Redick says he’s ready.

“I’ve spent the last few years mastering the pick-and-roll,” Redick said at his introductory press conference, dressed in a Cowboys blazer with Lakers cufflinks. “Now I’m ready to pick a team and roll with America’s most polarizing franchise. Plus, I’ve watched Hard Knocks, like, five times.”

A Cross-Sport Power Move?

The news has left both NBA and NFL fans reeling.

On social media, reactions ranged from “Wait… what?” to “This is like if Tom Brady became GM of the New York Yankees.” Insiders close to the Cowboys claim the hire was inspired by Redick’s chart-topping podcast “The Old Man and the CEO”, which Jerry Jones allegedly binge-listened to during a silent retreat in Cabo.

Still, questions remain.

• Is Redick even allowed to be CEO of an NFL team?
• Why is the Jeanie Buss family involved?
• Was this all just a clever marketing campaign for Season 4 of Winning Time?

When asked if he’d consider returning to coaching in the NBA, Redick responded, “Only if it’s to coach the Cowboys’ special teams.”

Final Word

Though the sports world remains baffled, one thing is certain: JJ Redick is living proof that in 2025, titles mean nothing and vibes mean everything.

“Sometimes you have to leave the hardwood,” Redick said, staring into the middle distance. “To truly understand the gridiron.”