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JUST IN: Patrick Mahomes “Returns to the Classroom” as Kansas State’s New… Quarterback Coach?

In a stunning twist that sent shockwaves through the college football world (and sent Chiefs fans scrambling to check their calendars), Kansas State Wildcats head coach Chris Klieman has officially announced that superstar quarterback Patrick Mahomes will be joining the program — but not quite in the way fans expected.

During a hastily arranged press conference early Thursday morning, Klieman declared, “We’re proud to welcome Patrick Mahomes as our new honorary Quarterback Leadership Consultant, Motivational Architect, and General Vibes Coordinator.”

Mahomes, who played college ball at Texas Tech — a Big 12 rival — smiled through a sea of purple cameras. “Look, man,” he said with his trademark grin, “I just wanted to come back to the Big 12 and remind everyone what a real no-look pass looks like.”

Fans Across the Desert Lose Their Minds

Within minutes of the announcement, the news sent shockwaves across Kansas, Texas, and the internet. Wildcats fans flooded social media with purple hearts and goat emojis, while confused Chiefs fans began lighting candles, fearing the worst.

“I thought he was transferring back to college,” said one fan, clutching a Mahomes jersey. “Then I realized I don’t even know if that’s legal.”

Klieman’s Bold New Plan

Coach Klieman hinted that Mahomes’ role might expand as the season goes on. “We’ll see how it goes,” he said. “If he happens to throw a few touchdown passes during practice… well, who am I to stop him?”

Asked whether Mahomes might suit up for the Wildcats’ next game, Klieman smiled slyly. “Let’s just say the rulebook is open to interpretation.”

Mahomes’ Final Word

When asked if this meant he was leaving the NFL, Mahomes laughed. “Come on, y’all. I just came to teach these guys how to throw sidearm without dislocating their shoulders.”

He then reportedly dropped a 70-yard spiral backward before vanishing into a cloud of confetti and barbecue smoke.