SHOCKING STATEMENT: Baltimore Orioles Co-owner David Rubenstein Announce that……

🚨 SHOCKING STATEMENT: Baltimore Orioles Co-Owner David Rubenstein Announces Team Will Host Games in Space by 2030 🚀

In a jaw-dropping announcement that left fans speechless and sports pundits scrambling for oxygen, Baltimore Orioles co-owner David Rubenstein declared that the team plans to host the first-ever Major League Baseball game in outer space by the year 2030.

“We’ve conquered Camden Yards. Now it’s time to conquer the cosmos,” Rubenstein said at a press conference held inside a replica spaceship built on Eutaw Street.

According to Rubenstein, the initiative — dubbed “Project Orbit Park” — is a joint venture with Elon Musk’s SpaceX and a mysterious new sponsor known only as “Galactic Crab Cakes LLC.”

Key Features of Project Orbit Park:

• Stadium to be built on a rotating space module in low Earth orbit
• Fans must pass a NASA-style physical to attend games
• Hot dogs will be served in vacuum-sealed pouches
• Seventh-inning stretch replaced with a mandatory “zero-gravity float break”

Asked about how the players will adjust to zero-gravity fielding and pitching, Rubenstein grinned and said,

“We’re working with MLB to develop anti-gravity cleats. Also, yes — the balls will have tiny rockets. Stay tuned.”

Reaction on social media was swift and divided. Orioles fans expressed a mix of awe and confusion.

“This is either the most visionary thing ever… or the plot of a ‘Space Jam’ sequel,” tweeted @BirdsInOrbit.

Even Yankees manager Aaron Boone chimed in:

“We struggle enough with Baltimore at sea level. Now they’re putting their bullpen in orbit? Come on, man.”

Despite skepticism, Rubenstein insists this is only the beginning.

“We’ll be the first franchise to win a World Series on two planets. And no, I will not be taking questions from gravity-deniers.”