ANNOUNCEMENT: Oneil Cruz Shocks MLB World, Rejects Historic $575 Million Deal To Join The Oilers Commanders : Says “MY LOYALTY LIES WITH THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES..…. Full Details👇👇

ANNOUNCEMENT: Oneil Cruz Shocks MLB World, Rejects Historic $575 Million Deal to Join Oilers Commanders

“MY LOYALTY LIES WITH THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES,” Says Star Shortstop

In a blockbuster twist no one saw coming, Pittsburgh Pirates phenom Oneil Cruz has stunned the baseball universe by rejecting a record-shattering $575 million megadeal to sign with the newly-formed Oilers Commanders, a hybrid baseball-football franchise backed by a mystery oil conglomerate and rumored to be part of an interleague experiment.

While players across the majors would have jumped at the chance to ink the largest contract in sports history, Cruz dropped jaws when he told reporters:

“I play for pride, not for price. My loyalty lies with the city of Pittsburgh and the Pirates. We started something here—and I’m going to finish it.”


💰 The Deal That Never Was

Sources say the offer from the Oilers Commanders included:

  • $575 million over 12 years
  • Ownership stake in the team’s crypto stadium, “The Drill Dome”
  • A clause allowing him to design his own cleats with live flames
  • A guest appearance in the next Fast & Furious movie

But Cruz reportedly turned it all down during a secret meeting in Dubai, where the Oilers Commanders attempted a private pitch in the Burj Khalifa sky lounge.


⚾ Pirates Fans Erupt

News of Cruz’s decision sparked wild celebrations across Pittsburgh. The Primanti Bros. downtown reportedly gave out 575 free sandwiches in his honor, while PNC Park’s Jumbotron lit up with the words:
“HE’S OURS. HE’S ALWAYS BEEN OURS.”

Pirates manager Derek Shelton reacted with visible emotion:

“He turned down half a billion for this team. That tells you everything you need to know about Oneil Cruz. He’s not just a Pirate—he’s a legend.”


🏟️ Who Are the Oilers Commanders?

In case you’re wondering—yes, the Oilers Commanders are (fictionally) real. A secretive new team rumored to be part of MLB’s experimental “Fusion League,” the OC was designed to combine the hard hits of football with the grace of baseball. Their mascot, “Drill Sarge,” is a hydraulic robot that throws t-shirts and hot dogs at 101 mph.


🚫 Final Word

In an age where money talks, Oneil Cruz’s loyalty has shouted even louder. While other stars chase the next payday, Cruz is choosing grit, growth, and the black-and-gold of the Steel City.

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