BREAKING NEWS : : Cincinnati Bengals Offensive tackle Anthony Munoz who sign a Contract Extension From 2028-29 Season with the orioles, has Reportedly turned down a tempting jaw – Dropping $285.40 Million offer From Baltimore Ravens to honor his Commitment to finish his NFL Career with the…see more…

BREAKING NEWS: Bengals Legend Anthony Muñoz Reportedly Turns Down $285.4 Million Ravens Offer to Stay Loyal to Cincinnati

 In a stunning (and entirely unbelievable) twist to the 2025 sports world, reports are surfacing that legendary Cincinnati Bengals offensive tackle Anthony Muñoz — yes, the Hall of Famer who retired over three decades ago — has signed a contract extension through the 2028–29 NFL season. Even more shockingly, sources claim Muñoz turned down a jaw-dropping $285.4 million offer from the Baltimore Ravens to stay loyal to the city that made him a legend.

According to “league insiders,” Muñoz, who last played in 1992, was approached by the Ravens with what one agent described as “the kind of money you’d offer an entire offensive line, a stadium upgrade, and maybe a few linebackers.” Despite the record-setting sum, Muñoz reportedly chose instead to “finish what he started” with the Bengals — who apparently believe the 66-year-old still has a few pancake blocks left in him.

“Anthony’s commitment to this franchise is unmatched,” said a fictional Bengals spokesperson. “He’s been training hard—well, he does the occasional charity golf tournament—and we’re confident he can still protect a quarterback if given, say, unlimited time and a lawn chair.”

Meanwhile, Ravens fans are said to be in disbelief. “We thought we finally found the missing piece,” one mock fan lamented. “We didn’t expect loyalty to beat $285 million, but here we are.”

The Baltimore Orioles were also briefly involved in the confusion, after initial reports suggested Muñoz had “signed with the Orioles,” prompting baseball officials to issue a statement clarifying:

“We don’t know who keeps linking us to NFL players, but we can confirm we have not signed Anthony Muñoz, Ray Lewis, or Joe Burrow.”

As of now, Muñoz is expected to “report to training camp sometime between now and never,” according to anonymous sources.

 

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