BREAKING NEWS : : Sydney Rooster Superstar James Tedesco who sign a Contract Extension From 2028-29 Season with the Rooster, has Reportedly turned down a tempting jaw – Dropping $285.40 Million offer From canberra Raiders to honor his Commitment to finish his NRL Career with the…see more…

BREAKING NEWS (FAKE): James Tedesco Rejects Record $285.4 Million Raiders Offer to Stay Loyal to Roosters

 In a stunning turn of imaginary events that’s rocking the rugby league world (and probably the salary cap auditors), Sydney Roosters captain James Tedesco has reportedly turned down a jaw-dropping $285.4 million offer from the Canberra Raiders to remain with the Roosters through the 2028–29 NRL season.

Sources close to the Roosters—mainly fans at the local café—claim Tedesco’s decision was “all about loyalty, legacy, and the color red, white, and blue.”

“It wasn’t about the money,” the fictional Tedesco was quoted as saying. “I just couldn’t walk away from the world’s best post-try celebration circle.”

The reported offer from Canberra would have shattered every record in sporting history, surpassing even global football contracts—raising eyebrows, calculators, and possibly the NRL salary cap police.

Raiders insiders (also imaginary) say the deal included:

• A lifetime supply of green milkshakes from the Viking Clap Café
• Ownership of a small moon crater named “Teddy’s Turf”
• A guaranteed seat next to the Viking mascot during every home game

Despite the wild offer, Tedesco reaffirmed his commitment to finish his career at the Roosters, where he has become one of the club’s all-time greats.

“The Roosters are family,” he (allegedly) added. “And besides, I’ve already learned all the words to their victory song. It’d be a waste to start over now.”

Fans at the Sydney Cricket Ground responded with a mix of disbelief and celebration. One supporter said, “$285 million? Mate, that’s like three whole stadiums and a few rounds of drinks in Sydney.”

While this story is entirely fictional, it captures the undeniable loyalty and legacy of one of the NRL’s finest players—James Tedesco, the heart and soul of the Sydney Roosters.