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🅱🆁🅴🅰🅺🅸🅽🅶 NEWS: Oklahoma Stuns the College Football World with Surreal “Announcement”

 In a stunning turn of events that has left fans across the desert — and the internet — buzzing with disbelief, Oklahoma Sooners head coach Brent Venables has “officially announced” that legendary Defensive End Lee Roy Selmon will be the team’s new… something.

The announcement, which appeared to begin as a normal press release, quickly spiraled into viral chaos on social media Thursday morning. The text abruptly ended after “will be the new…,” leaving millions of Sooner fans frantically refreshing their feeds for clarification.

Adding to the confusion, the message seemed to resurrect Lee Roy Selmon, the late Hall of Famer and one of the greatest defensive players in Oklahoma history, who passed away in 2011. Fans immediately flooded social media with reactions ranging from heartfelt nostalgia to wild conspiracy theories.

“If Lee Roy Selmon’s spirit is joining the team, I’m all in,” one fan posted on X.
“This is either the best recruiting move ever… or someone hacked the OU athletics account,” another joked.

Within hours, Oklahoma’s athletic department released a follow-up statement clarifying that the “announcement” was the result of a social media test gone wrong — or perhaps, as some suspect, a brilliant teaser for a new documentary about Selmon’s legacy.

Coach Venables, reached for comment, laughed it off.

“Hey, if Lee Roy could come back and play, we’d win the next three national titles. No doubt,” he said.

Whatever the truth, the mysterious “BREAKING” post has accomplished one thing for certain — reminding the college football world just how timeless the legend of Lee Roy Selmon remains.

 

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