I CAN’T BELIEVE HE IS GOING: Cincinnati Bengals QB Joe Burrow had Submitted Resignation letter to….see more

I CAN’T BELIEVE HE IS GOING: Cincinnati Bengals QB Joe Burrow Has Submitted Resignation Letter to…

 In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves across the NFL and countless fantasy football leagues, Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow has reportedly submitted a formal resignation letter… not to the team, not to the NFL, but to the game of football itself.

That’s right — Joe Burrow, the golden boy of Cincinnati, the LSU legend, the icy-veined quarterback who once wore a “Burreaux” jersey and meant it, has apparently had enough. According to sources that may or may not include a confused intern at Paul Brown Stadium, Burrow walked into team headquarters this morning with a manila envelope marked “To: Football. From: Joe.”

Inside? A handwritten letter that allegedly begins:

“Dear Football, it’s not you, it’s me.”

Fans on social media were understandably devastated.

@BengalsBeliever22: “He’s resigning from WHAT?! He just got back from injury!”
@BurrowLuvr: “He can’t leave. Not before we win the Super Bowl. Or at least beat the Browns.”
@ChaseForSix: “Did Ja’Marr Chase write the letter? Someone check his handwriting.”

Rumored Reasons Behind the Shocking “Resignation”

While no official statement has been released by the Bengals or Burrow’s camp, rumors are already swirling:

• Some say he’s grown tired of being sacked 72 times a year.
• Others suggest he’s secretly accepted a position as head of Apple’s new AI Division (codename: iBurrow).
• A more emotional theory claims Burrow is stepping away to “find himself” and maybe “try pottery.”

NFL insiders were caught completely off guard.

Adam Schefter, when asked for comment, reportedly just stared into the distance and whispered, “No… it can’t be…”

The Reality Check

Of course, this all may be a misunderstanding. Some believe the “resignation letter” was just a prank Burrow pulled on rookie QB Jake Browning, allegedly as part of a team-wide effort to keep morale light during a rough patch in the season. One anonymous teammate said:

“He wrote the letter, sealed it, and handed it to Coach. Then he winked and said, ‘I’m taking my talents to Major League Pickleball.’”

So… is Burrow really quitting football? Is this an elaborate troll? Or is he just temporarily retiring to become a full-time Joe Shiesty meme curator?

Final Thoughts

While the football world panics and Bengals fans clutch their #9 jerseys in despair, one thing is clear: Joe Burrow knows how to keep us on our toes. Until official word comes down from the man himself, fans will be left refreshing Twitter, praying this resignation is as fake as a preseason depth chart.