I CAN’T BELIEVE HE IS GOING: Los Angeles Angeles Center fielder  Britannica Mike Trout had Submitted Resignation letter to….see more

I CAN’T BELIEVE HE IS GOING: Los Angeles Angels Center Fielder Britannica Mike Trout Submits Resignation Letter To… See More

In a stunning and unexpected move that has left fans, teammates, and hot dog vendors across America speechless, Los Angeles Angels center fielder Britannica Mike Trout has reportedly submitted a resignation letter to… well, someone. Sources are unclear. Some say the front office. Others say he mailed it to Cooperstown directly, bypassing management entirely.

The letter, scrawled on what appears to be the back of a Denny’s menu, reportedly begins with the words, “I can’t keep carrying this franchise like an overpacked suitcase at LAX.”

Trout, often hailed as a once-in-a-generation talent and statistically one of the greatest players to ever step on a baseball field, has long suffered from a strange curse: individual greatness shackled to organizational mediocrity. The Angels haven’t seen the playoffs since “Gangnam Style” topped the charts, and with each passing season, fans have joked (painfully) that Trout is simply too good for this timeline.

The Resignation Heard Around the Diamond

Witnesses claim that Trout walked into Angels Stadium early this morning wearing a fishing vest and aviator sunglasses, handed a letter to a confused intern, and said, “Tell Arte Moreno it’s been real.” He then reportedly boarded a golf cart and drove off into the Anaheim sunrise.

Some insiders believe this could be Trout’s way of forcing a long-overdue trade or retirement into a simpler life of fishing, golf, and watching teams that actually make the postseason.

“Maybe he’s just tired,” said one anonymous source in the Angels clubhouse. “Or maybe he finally realized Shohei left and took the team’s last playoff hope with him.”

Confusion Over “Britannica” Name

Social media erupted not only over the resignation, but also the sudden appearance of the name “Britannica” in official reports. “Has he always been Britannica Mike Trout?” one fan tweeted. “Did he change it? Is he launching an educational baseball-themed encyclopedia series??”

Baseball historians are already debating if this was a legal name change or just a media typo that spiraled out of control, like the Angels’ bullpen in the 9th inning.

What’s Next for Trout?

Speculation is rampant. Some say he’s joining a rival team. Others think he’s heading to Japan for a Shohei reunion tour. There are even rumors that he’s pursuing a second career as a storm chaser, citing his well-known love of weather patterns.

Whatever happens, fans agree on one thing: this marks the end of an era.

As of press time, the Angels organization had not issued a formal statement, but one intern did confirm that the resignation letter has been framed and hung in the team lounge “next to that 2002 World Series photo we keep forgetting to dust.”