IT IS DONE: Excitements Hit Arizona Diamondback Diamondback team has been suspended for participating in all MLB activities due to head coach Torey Lovullo failure to….. see more

📰 IT IS DONE: Excitement Hits Arizona — Diamondbacks Suspended from MLB After Torey Lovullo’s Epic Mix-Up

In a shocking and utterly unprecedented twist, Major League Baseball announced today that the Arizona Diamondbacks have been suspended from all league activities indefinitely after what officials are calling “the most chaotic coaching miscommunication in modern sports history.”

The incident centers around beloved head coach Torey Lovullo, who reportedly forgot to submit the team’s 2025 roster paperwork… for the entire season.

“We just kept showing up and playing,” Lovullo said in a press conference held outside a locked Chase Field. “I thought someone else was handling that form. I’m a vibes guy. I coach baseball. I don’t do clerical.”

According to sources within MLB, the Diamondbacks have been technically playing as a “ghost team” — unregistered, unlicensed, and unofficial — since Opening Day. None of their games counted. Not one pitch.

“I guess that explains why we weren’t on ESPN once,” said D-backs outfielder Corbin Carroll. “I thought we were being snubbed. Turns out we were invisible.”

“It’s Done” Says MLB Commissioner

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred issued a short, dramatic statement from league headquarters in New York:

“It is done.”

That was it.

Fans React: Excitement and Confusion

The fanbase’s reaction has been a mix of rage, relief, and unfiltered confusion. One die-hard fan, dressed as a giant cactus, wept outside the stadium:

“So all those walk-offs… all the hot dogs I bought… for nothing?”

Meanwhile, social media erupted with hashtags like #FreeTheDbacks, #ToreyDidntFaxIt, and #MLBGhostTeam2025.

What’s Next?

The MLB Players Association has filed an emergency appeal to reinstate the Diamondbacks — and reportedly offered to personally buy Lovullo a printer.

In the meantime, the Diamondbacks have vowed to continue practicing — in an abandoned high school field behind a Waffle House — until the situation is resolved.

“We may be suspended,” said Lovullo, “but we’re still hungry. Not for wins — for redemption. And maybe waffles.”