IT IS DONE: Latest Contract of Day New York Knicks Legend player Karl-Anthony Towns Signed 4 years new contract deal $7.9 million with the… see more
In a move no one predicted and even fewer understand, “New York Knicks legend” Karl-Anthony Towns—who, to be clear, has never actually played for the Knicks—has signed a 4-year, $7.9 million contract with an unnamed organization, causing a meltdown across the sports world.
The twist?
No one knows with whom he signed. The press release just ends with the words:
“…with the—” followed by an abrupt “See more” button that links to nowhere.
🧩 Mystery Deal, Minimal Money
Considering Towns once signed a contract worth over $200 million with the Timberwolves, fans are puzzled as to why he’s accepted a mere $7.9 million over four years. That’s less than some backup benchwarmers make in a single season.
“Maybe he just wants the vibes,” said one Knicks fan, sipping cold brew in front of Madison Square Garden.
“Or maybe he’s launching a YouTube series where he lives on minimum wage and becomes a rec league MVP.”
🗽 Why the Knicks?
Despite never donning a Knicks jersey, social media now refers to Towns as a “Knicks Legend,” possibly because:
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He was born in New Jersey.
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He once said New York pizza is better than Chicago’s.
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A fan photoshopped him into a Knicks uniform and it went viral in 2023.
Regardless, Madison Square Garden briefly updated its jumbotron to flash “WELCOME HOME, KAT!” before management realized the error and replaced it with an Ed Sheeran concert promo.
🔍 Where Did He Sign?
So far, unconfirmed (and completely made-up) theories suggest:
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A Brooklyn grocery store basketball league where ex-NBA stars dominate against deli clerks.
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A startup basketball league in Dubai that pays players in crypto, real estate, and camel rides.
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A Netflix documentary series called “From Max Deal to Meal Deal.”
🗣️ Towns Speaks Out (Kind of)
When reached for comment, Karl-Anthony Towns reportedly said:
“All I can say is… it’s time for the next chapter. One with less money, more mystery, and absolutely no defense.”
🤯 NBA Twitter Reaction
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@KnicksTapeDaily: “We lost him before we even had him. Classic Knicks.”
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@Shams_Fake: “BREAKING: Karl-Anthony Towns signs with someone. No details. Just vibes.”
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@Woj_Fictional: “Towns’ agent calls this ‘the boldest low-budget pivot since Dennis Rodman went to North Korea.’”
📺 Coming Soon?
Rumors suggest a possible film adaptation titled:
“KAT: The Lost Deal”
Starring Karl-Anthony Towns as himself, and Nicolas Cage as his confused agent.
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