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THE BEST NEWS WE COULD HOPE FOR: New Orleans Saints Community Overjoyed as Legend Drew Brees Returns… as Chief Baseball Officer?
In a stunning and slightly confusing turn of events, the New Orleans Saints and the broader NFL community were swept up in a wave of joy, disbelief, and… baseball caps this morning as franchise legend Drew Brees was officially announced as the Chief Baseball Officer — yes, baseball — for the New Orleans Saints.
The announcement came during a press conference led by newly-appointed Saints Head Coach Kellen Moore, whose family also appeared in full Saints regalia to lend support to what is already being dubbed “the most unexpected sports crossover since Michael Jordan tried minor league baseball.”
“Honestly, we just wanted him back,” Coach Moore said, laughing. “We didn’t specify the sport.”
Wait… The Saints Have a Baseball Department?
That question echoed across social media, sports talk shows, and confused barbershops across Louisiana. But if anyone is going to pioneer the Saints’ non-existent baseball division into relevance, it’s Drew Brees.
“We’re redefining the game. The game game,” said Brees at the podium, looking relaxed in a Saints baseball jersey (custom-ordered, obviously). “Baseball is all about precision, timing, and strategy — things I’ve spent my whole life mastering on the football field. Also, I just missed being around the team. And the free gumbo.”
NFL Community Reacts with Shock and Support
The announcement sent waves through the NFL community. Former teammates like Alvin Kamara and Cameron Jordan expressed both admiration and confusion.
“Drew’s always been a trailblazer,” Kamara tweeted. “Didn’t know we even had a baseball team, but I’m here for it. #BreesBall”
Even NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell weighed in, stating, “We support the Saints’ creative staffing decisions. The league will monitor closely… mostly out of curiosity.”
What’s Next for Brees and the Saints?
While specifics of Brees’ new role remain as mysterious as the Saints’ third-string quarterback plans, insiders suggest his job may include everything from community outreach, to designing team warmups, to potentially founding a Saints-sponsored charity Wiffle Ball League.
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