THIS IS THE BEST NEWS WE COULD HOPE FOR: Golden State Warriors Overjoyed as Coach Steve Kerr Announces Stephen Curry as… Quarterback?

In what can only be described as the sports crossover nobody saw coming, Golden State Warriors Head Coach Steve Kerr held a surprise press conference this morning to announce that superstar point guard Stephen Curry will now take on a brand-new role…

“Stephen Curry will be our starting quarterback next season,” Kerr declared to a stunned crowd of reporters. “We’re tired of limiting him to just breaking ankles on the hardwood. It’s time he breaks coverage too.”

The announcement has left fans delighted, confused, and slightly concerned about Coach Kerr’s understanding of basketball positions.

From Point Guard to Pigskin Prodigy

Curry, known for his insane 3-point range and handles that would make a magician jealous, looked amused as he stepped up to the podium in a custom Warriors-49ers hybrid jersey.

“Look, I’ve hit 50-footers with defenders in my face,” Curry said, grinning. “How hard could a Hail Mary be?”

The Warriors, a National Basketball Association (NBA) team based in San Francisco, seem to be pushing the envelope in redefining basketball as we know it—or perhaps merging it with the NFL entirely. There are already rumors that Draymond Green will be lining up as a linebacker.

Kerr’s Vision: “Full-Court Football”

Coach Kerr explained his new offensive scheme—dubbed “Full-Court Football”—in which plays begin with Curry taking a football-style snap at half-court before launching the ball across the court into a hoop. “We want to revolutionize the game,” said Kerr. “Think fast break… but with more helmets.”

When asked if this was even allowed under NBA rules, Kerr responded, “Rules? We’re in the innovation business.”

Reactions Pour In

• LeBron James tweeted: “Bro WHAT 😂😂😂”
• Patrick Mahomes offered to train with Curry in the offseason: “QB1 energy. Let’s work.”
• NBA Commissioner Adam Silver was last seen muttering into a walkie-talkie: “Get me the rulebook. Now.”

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Yes, there’s more — unconfirmed reports suggest that the Warriors are also considering:

• Installing goalposts next to the backboards,
• Replacing jump balls with coin tosses,
• And trading their mascot for a referee zebra.