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THIS IS THE BEST NEWS WE COULD HOPE FOR: Former Florida Panthers Head Coach Andrew Brunette Returns as Chief Florida Panther Officer

In a monumental turn of events that’s sending shockwaves through the hockey world and delighting fans across South Florida, the Florida Panthers have announced the return of former head coach Andrew Brunette — this time with a surprising new title: Chief Florida Panther Officer (CFPO).

Yes, you read that right. Not just a coach. Not just a consultant. The Chief Florida Panther Officer. It’s a role no one saw coming — mostly because it didn’t exist until now.

The announcement was made during a surprise press conference hosted by current head coach Paul Maurice, his family, and what was described as “a supportive delegation from the NFL community,” raising eyebrows and questions across sports media platforms.

Maurice, smiling ear to ear, stated:

“Bruno was always more than a coach. He’s the soul of the Panthers, the guy who gets it — the locker room energy, the fanbase, the passion. Honestly, we just made up the title. But if anyone deserves to be the Chief Florida Panther Officer, it’s Andrew.”

What Exactly Is a Chief Florida Panther Officer?

Details are scarce, but insiders suggest the role will be “a hybrid of culture coach, fan ambassador, strategy guru, and part-time mascot whisperer.” Brunette is expected to work closely with players, community outreach programs, and even in-game entertainment decisions.

According to one source, his responsibilities may include:

• Leading motivational speeches during critical playoff runs
• Choosing walkout music for the starting lineup
• Representing the Panthers at local barbecue festivals and wildlife conservancy events
• Advising on power play setups and power lunch menus

Brunette, who coached the Panthers during their 2021–22 season and led the team to a Presidents’ Trophy, left a lasting legacy before moving on to coaching roles elsewhere. His return to the franchise in any capacity is being celebrated as a full-circle moment for both the organization and fans.

“I never really left,” Brunette said during the press event. “This team, this city — it’s home. If they want me to be the Chief Florida Panther Officer, I’ll wear the badge proudly. Though I hope there’s no actual badge. Or fur.”

Reactions Pour In

Social media exploded with the news, with #ChiefPanther trending within minutes. One fan posted:

“Forget GM. Forget Coach. Brunette’s the CFPO now. We’re winning the Cup and the jungle.”

Even NHL commissioner Gary Bettman weighed in with a chuckle:

“This may be the first CFPO in NHL history. I’m not sure what it means, but it sounds very Florida — and I respect that.”

What’s Next?

Brunette is expected to begin his new duties immediately, starting with a ceremonial puck drop, followed by attending a “Hockey & Habitat” fundraiser aimed at protecting real Florida panthers — the animal.

With a beloved figure back in the fold and team chemistry at an all-time high, the Panthers are looking more ferocious than ever heading into the 2025–26 season.

So buckle up, Panther Nation. The Chief is back — and this time, it’s personal.

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