THIS IS THE WORST NEWS WE RECEIVED: The General Manager of Milwaukee bucks, Jon Horst, just suspended Head Coach Doc Rivers from all team activities after he tested positive for a banned substance under…….. view more

THIS IS THE WORST NEWS WE RECEIVED: Bucks GM Jon Horst Suspends Coach Doc Rivers After Banned Substance Scandal

In a jaw-dropping twist no one saw coming, Milwaukee Bucks General Manager Jon Horst has allegedly suspended Head Coach Doc Rivers from all team activities after the veteran coach reportedly tested positive for a banned substance, sources did not confirm.

Fans were left stunned as early reports surfaced this morning with the chilling headline: “This is the worst news we received.” Social media immediately erupted into chaos, with theories ranging from energy drinks laced with questionable herbs to a mislabelled protein bar from the team cafeteria.

According to insiders (who may or may not exist), Rivers was flagged during a routine offseason wellness check for what Horst described as a “substance not in alignment with league and team guidelines — and definitely not FDA approved.”

The NBA has yet to comment officially, but that hasn’t stopped the rumor mill from spiraling. Some say the substance was nothing more than “Coach Juice” — an unregulated blend of espresso, ginseng, and pure playoff stress. Others suspect sabotage by a rival team, possibly the Boston Celtics, who still haven’t gotten over 2010.

The Bucks organization released a brief statement late Sunday:

“We take all health and conduct-related matters seriously. Coach Rivers is currently away from team facilities while we review the situation. No further comments will be made at this time.”

Rivers, reached for comment while reportedly doing wind sprints alone at a Wisconsin YMCA, simply said: “I just wanted a boost, man. It’s a long season.”

Players are reportedly supportive but confused. Giannis Antetokounmpo tweeted a cryptic emoji string that translated loosely to: “Coach. Juice. Explosion. Question mark. Deer.” Khris Middleton responded with a simple, “What?”

As the Bucks look ahead to a season full of high expectations and higher drama, fans can only hope for clarity, leadership, and a clean supplement shelf.

Stay tuned for updates — or don’t. This is fake news, after all.