TOUCH DOWN A FEW MINUTES AGO: canberra Raiders Best player Ethan Strange Has Been Banned from sports Activities by (NRL) Officials After He Tested Positive for…….v

🚨 TOUCH DOWN A FEW MINUTES AGO: Canberra Raiders Best Player Ethan Strange Banned from Sports Activities by NRL Officials After He Tested Positive for…

In a shocking twist that has rocked the fictional world of NRL satire, Canberra Raiders’ rising star Ethan Strange has reportedly been banned from all sports activities by the National Rugby League (NRL) after allegedly testing positive for… caffeine overdose during a late-night Xbox tournament.

According to unnamed imaginary sources, Strange was seen downing a suspicious number of energy drinks during a weekend-long “Call of Duty” marathon with teammates. When asked for comment, one teammate allegedly said, “He was cracked — not on the field, but on the controller. We thought he was training. Turns out it was just a caffeine-fueled killing spree online.”

NRL’s “New” Policy?

The (completely made-up) NRL disciplinary board cited its newly implemented “Zero Tolerance on Gaming-Related Stimulants” policy, which, in this fictional universe, now classifies excessive caffeine intake as a “performance enhancer”—particularly in the world of eSports.

“We take all forms of competition seriously,” an imaginary NRL spokesperson said. “Whether it’s on the field or in front of a screen, fair play matters. And so do healthy sleep cycles.”

Fans in Disbelief

The announcement caused confusion across social media, with many fans reacting with a mix of concern and confusion.

• “Is this real life or a caffeine dream?” one fan tweeted.
• Another replied, “Ban him for his haircut, not his Red Bull intake!”

Ethan Strange Responds

Ethan Strange, who has not actually been banned or tested positive for anything, responded on his fictional social media account, stating:

“I appreciate everyone reaching out. I’m fine. Just finished a 12-hour Halo grind. Let’s keep our focus on the finals and not on fake headlines.”

Bottom Line

Let’s be clear: Ethan Strange is not banned, and the NRL has not reported any such incident. This headline is purely fictional and likely part of a satirical or prank-based trend.

Always check your sources before sharing news. In the meantime, let Ethan focus on scoring tries — not clearing his name from fictional caffeine scandals.