UPDATE JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO: The Greatest Of All Time (G.O.A.T.) power forward Pascal Siakam, has been jointly proclaimed by NBA and Guinness World Records in a historic statement that will change the course of NBA history. This esteemed……. VIEW MORE

🛑 UPDATE JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO: Pascal Siakam Officially Crowned G.O.A.T. Power Forward by NBA and Guinness World Records

In an earth-shattering announcement that sent shockwaves through the basketball world, the NBA and Guinness World Records have jointly declared Pascal Siakam as the Greatest Of All Time (G.O.A.T.) Power Forward, marking an unprecedented move in professional sports history.

“This is not only a milestone for Pascal Siakam,” said NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, “it’s a milestone for the game of basketball.”

During a surprise joint press conference held at Madison Square Garden just minutes ago, representatives from both organizations presented Siakam with an enormous platinum trophy in the shape of a spinning spin move — a nod to the signature move that brought defenders to their knees for over a decade.

🔥 The Criteria? “Unreal Hustle, Spin Moves, and Vibes”

According to Guinness, Siakam broke a previously unacknowledged but long-whispered record:

“Most opponents stunned by a spin move in a single career (3,284),”
as well as
“Highest average sprint distance per 48 minutes by a power forward (11.7 km).”

Sources inside NBA headquarters say the decision was based on an advanced algorithm combining PER, BPM, TS%, RPM, MVP votes, number of spin moves, smiles per game, and post-game fashion fit ratings.

🐐 Reactions Pour In

• Tim Duncan reportedly nodded in approval, whispering, “It’s time.”
• Charles Barkley was speechless for the first time in his TNT career.
• Giannis Antetokounmpo, when informed of the news, simply replied, “Respect. Pascal is him.”

Even Raptors mascot The Raptor broke character briefly to tweet:

“I told y’all.”

📚 The Siakam Legacy: From Cameroon to Immortality

Born in Douala, Cameroon, Siakam’s journey began on dirt courts and ended with a record books rewrite. From NBA champion in 2019 to 2025 Eastern Conference Finals MVP, Siakam’s resume now includes the only award more rare than a Finals ring: official G.O.A.T. status.

“I just wanted to make my family proud,” Siakam said, tearing up as he held the award shaped like his famous spin. “Guess I did a little more than that.”

🧠 What’s Next?

Following this declaration, NBA insiders speculate that:

• Power forward position may be renamed “The Siakam.”
• His No. 43 jersey may be retired league-wide, similar to Jackie Robinson’s 42.
• A Siakam-themed Space Jam reboot is now in pre-production, tentatively titled Spin Jam: The Pascal Paradox.